Sunday, January 18, 2009

1.9.09: Psycho Beach Party (2000)


Technically it was Terry's week to review the Killer B but since he refuses, I'll take up the mantle. (She sighs with the air of a movie martyr.) Hmmm….where to start?

"Don't give me no sass, it was a gas!"

Boy, I wish I could say that about this movie. I really wanted to like Psycho Beach Party and not because of my BtVS crush on Nicholas Brendon.

If ever there was a week to reject one's blog responsibility it was this one. Pyscho Beach Party is easily our most difficult movie to review to date. Pyscho Beach Party doesn't give a blogger much to sink their teeth into. How do you review a "cute" movie that was supposed to be a psycho killer piece? Pyscho Beach party was in fact so light on the killer narrative that I would wager that less than a gallon of red Karo syrup was used in the making of this movie.

Now, in its defense, Psycho Beach Party is a tribute to the California-surfer-beach-going-Gidget-learns-to-surf frolics of the 60's which similarly didn’t feature a lot of faux blood. But I guess we just expected more from a film whose movie poster promises "part 70's slasher flick."

We did find a few chuckles in the homoerotic shtick that included a chick played by a dude just for the sake of it (we dubbed her "Monica the Manika") and a gay dress up party. But the primary premise of the movie, the Chicklet-gets-grows-a-split-personality-and-kills-people narrative, was a yawn.

I'll give it partial props for self-awareness. Pyscho Beach Party is a B movie that set out to be nothing but a B movie. As Terry's commented as the credits rolled, "It was a good period piece."

Potential Drinking Games: One drink for every baby-oiled Grecco wrestling match. One drink for every homoerotic reference (though you're likely to end up flat on your face before the movie's over.)

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